someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
if you dont like otters i dont like you
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween